So i just caught this fucker crawling on my arm in my bed in the dark. I was just laying here talking to my friend and i kept feeling this tickle but you always kinda feel those at night when youre in bed because your hair is like touching the blanket or something. This went on for a while until i saw this asslicker come into the light of the laptop and i flip my shit because spiders are really scary especially at night i mean who knows how long it was on me for.
So i turn on the light and cry on my bed for a bit because that shithead is still on my bed with its broken legs. I calm down for a bit and turn off the light after i remove its dying body off of my bed and into the trash. I get back into bed for a bit telling my friend basically incomprehensible keyboard smashes and i just see this really tiny spider come down from the ceiling in front of me and i just fucking quit
im tired of these god damn spiders in this god damn room.